Saturday, November 12, 2011

Greeting Card Collection #1

Hi Everyone!!!

It's weekend! I'm at the v-dealer, sitting around in one of my favorite sweater dresses, and being flattered to a ridiculous extent by my darling, aging car-salesmen.

A few months ago, I decided to take a chance and date someone new. He was everything I love in a man... Handsome, smart, unemployed, lived with his parents on the other side of the country, and had a victim complex. I loved him so much!!! First man who ever asked me to marry him... how could I say no?

Then... after a month of our "dating" he drove all the way across the country to tell me...

He'd been fucking his ex-girlfriend the whole time. (And people wonder why I don't date). My picker is broken.

Anyway, this made me think about a collection I've been working on recently. You see, Hallmark has nothing but sappy cards about eternal love and "thinking of you's" and shit like that. Nobody really means any of that! I think people need to be more honest with each other and tell them what's coming from the heart.

So... I'm starting my own line of greeting cards.

The first one is a sentiment I feel many people share when hearing this particular news....




I think it says it all.

Have a great weekend all, a real post will be coming soon!

2 comments:

  1. Hahahaha! I effing love you!

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  2. Spores for whores B===D ~oo

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